Don't lie to the Homies.

Sitting at home, watching 'The Hills," the god awful scripted reality show that I watch mainly while doing other things (computer, reading, contemplating life). It basically background noise, and sometimes a metaphor for my actual life. MC knows what I mean.

If you don't know who MC is you just are not cool enough to know and all you need to know is that she is smarter than you.

One thing about ' The Hills ': the awkward silences filled with nodding....pretty amazing. I like to imagine they are thinking ' yea...yea...I forget what I'm supposed to be talking about...Spencer and Heidi?"

For the first time in my life I know of an actual person with the name Heidi....I was amused.