A Very Personal Fuck You to Michael Cera

I know two blogs (should that have two g's?) in one day is a bit much. But I'm excited...so give me the benefit of the doubt.

"you're not the boss of benefit of the doubt"- J

I can feel that one coming. Anyway..enjoy:


Dear Mr. Cera,

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. Seriously, you play George Michael Bluth in EVERYTHING...every-thing. Yet, you refuse the 'Arrested Development' movie. You are an ass. I wanted to see your new movie with the slightly fish-looking girl from 'The 40 year-old Virgin," but now I refuse.

My boyfriend and I may dress up as you and the probably lesbian chick whose name I don't remember in Juno...but that is only because he looks adorable in 'American Apparel' and I think it is probably the only time in my life I will look remotely pregnant (esp. due to recent odd physical therapy needs ) and I think I would be an adorable little pregnant girl.

Nevertheless....fuck you. 'Arrested Development' was the best show on TV and was not treated fairly and you are not helping....

-Sarah Elizabeth